Some rules for the Nazis: A Rough Draft

Okay, yesterday I posted the rules for the patrons - which were more than 10, by the way. I'm still working on this philosophy. Hopefully after I shell out all the redundancy. I'll do the same for these rules:

1. DO NOT, under any circumstances, pocket any money. The exception, of course, is tips. I understand that there are urges to just pocket some cash, disposing of the tickets that the money belonged to, or the few dollars you received when you had no tickets. But it is wrong.
2. Be patient with the patrons. Even if the old f@#k in the red Ford truck is one of them. And even though it's easier to say fuck off to him, be patient with them. If you have a serious problem with one patron, report his ass.
   
3. You don't have the best job in the world, but it's still a job. So do it right.
4. Old men, single mothers, single fathers, old women, teenagers, college students, etc. are all the same people and they all have means of money. It doesn't matter if they're hot or not, DO NOT allow anyone in free. There are only a few circumstances - if they're driving a shitty car and has to go to the bank to get the money, it's an inconvenience to them. They've probably shelled out a lot of money to have this one good day. It's against our morals, ethics and rules to allow them in for free, but it doesn't matter. In the long term, they'll come again, prepared next time.
   
5. If a person has only two dollars and a fifty, take the fifty only if you have enough change. If not, let them in for free and then call it in. They'll have to pay at the door if management cares at all.
   
6. Under any circumstance, DO NOT fall for the flirtatious girls. They'll only do it to get in for free. They don't care about you.
   
7. With that said: EVERYONE PAYS. It doesn't matter if they're wife, father, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, etc. of any of the players or coach. There are only few exceptions to this, and they are old men who have been around since the beginning. However, every stadium is different, I'm only referencing the one I work at.
8. DO NOT chase cars.
   
9. With that in mind, chase cars who get passed only if they've done it more than once and only if you're completely bored.
10. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT snap at a patron and then at someone higher than you. Chances are both deserve it, but it's just in bad form.